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Davairus Implementor
Joined: 16 Jan 2004 Posts: 10369 Location: 0x0000
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:45 pm Post subject: signs that you're middle aged |
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you dont understand what young peasants are saying
you struggle to recite scrolls in weak candlelight
you hate rowdy taverns
you constantly worry that you might have Black death
you tell your wife that the Knights of Valour appear younger every year
you struggle with new technology such as the bow
you find the gothic architecture of the mansion of malevolent to be too modern
you keep forgetting who the leader of the knights cabal is
you dream of building a hovel in timaran |
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Nycticora
Joined: 09 Feb 2013 Posts: 2277
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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MTV offends me |
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ottif
Joined: 08 Jan 2015 Posts: 310
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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you keep getting lost trying to find the large hobgoblins |
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Ceridwel Immortal
Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 3388 Location: Seattle
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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You spend your Friday nights playing peanuckle with Granny Jenkins and Sorbus. |
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Olyn Immortal
Joined: 23 Jul 2008 Posts: 3252 Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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You get lost in an area built by you. |
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Vanisse Immortal
Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 2793 Location: inside a tree
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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you can't recall how to cast word of recall |
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Ergorion
Joined: 16 Mar 2007 Posts: 2156
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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^--- best one yet |
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DigitalText
Joined: 29 Jun 2016 Posts: 88
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:54 am Post subject: |
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Rasping dreams nip at heels which walk a reality that pins their soles to paved circumstance. Then you realize it's time to clock-in. XD
Nah, when you short-hand killing a wisp in a shop and flee a weaponsmith. |
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tayyah
Joined: 20 May 2011 Posts: 597
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:20 am Post subject: |
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I Wanna be as high as you are right now dude... |
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DigitalText
Joined: 29 Jun 2016 Posts: 88
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:48 am Post subject: |
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tayyah wrote: |
I Wanna be as high as you are right now dude... |
Hah. Nah, Mary Jane and her troupe aren't worth the trouble imo. I'm a sober kinda guy.
.....you flee the next wisp because it greeted you warmly at Seringale's graveyard. |
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Vinther
Joined: 30 Dec 2016 Posts: 47
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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I tried to eat Sands of Time, it was very time consuming |
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tayyah
Joined: 20 May 2011 Posts: 597
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:51 am Post subject: |
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When the local legend deletes and you don't recognize half the names recommending HOE |
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jaran Immortal
Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Posts: 493 Location: Northern Ireland
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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When you sign up for Yoga. I must not fart. |
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Nycticora
Joined: 09 Feb 2013 Posts: 2277
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:14 am Post subject: |
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one sign of middle age is recognizing this
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Stephen2Aus
Joined: 02 Jan 2014 Posts: 122
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Nycticora
Joined: 09 Feb 2013 Posts: 2277
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:08 am Post subject: |
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happy birthday man 🎉🍰 |
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Ceridwel Immortal
Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 3388 Location: Seattle
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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It makes me happy knowing there's at least one other 35+ aged person here. |
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Esivole Immortal
Joined: 21 May 2004 Posts: 959 Location: Somewhere beyond the present.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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When you remember living in the pyramids in the sands of sorrow. |
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Stephen2Aus
Joined: 02 Jan 2014 Posts: 122
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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To be clear, I wasn't saying it was my birthday, or that that old post is about me.... But it still shows that we're aging...
And I"m about that age anyway, about 6 months younger. |
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Nycticora
Joined: 09 Feb 2013 Posts: 2277
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 4:10 am Post subject: |
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wow 6 months, happy birthday man
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