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The Theran Mystique - Volume 7, Issue 3
Thelimen the Prophet
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Thelimen is a young shaman who speaks of an ominous future!

He says soon everyone will turn into cosmic mush squished between the toes of some ancients and taste like tormented tapioca. And that "blood sparrows will consume souls on that night." He also declares that bodily harm to beggars induces the voices of ancients. I tried it, but it got stains all over my shirt. I think maybe the voices just don't like me.

Well I am sure there are some ancients somewhere that would love to turn us into tapioca but I sincerely hope it doesn't happen!


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