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The Theran Mystique - Volume 7, Issue 2
A Story from Afar: Niusan and the Deep Gnomes
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The Mystic Niusan has been busy fighting Deep Gnomes on the other side of Thera recently, but today he managed to sneak a break from those awful evil creatures to come and visit Seringale. He is a very nice and helpful fellow, as all the Mystics are, but has been scarred for life by his gnome sightings! Not having met, well, any gnomes outside of the sad prisoner in Goblin Village, I asked him for a story about his gnomish experiences. This is his story.

Deep Gnomes are evil, wily creatures who live in sandy caves in a faraway land. They plot incessantly to do away with anyone who doesn't believe in stinky cheese. Among their ranks are many gnomish warriors and illusionists but most scary of all are the invokers, who rain magic missiles and meteor swarms from far away and are very unpredictable and dangerous. Niusan himself has narrowly escaped one of these gnome-sky- droppings, which landed a mere 100 yards away from him. Thank Stryth it missed!

I have decided to help Niusan by calling in the gnome-eating favors of the Goddess Vanisse. Because these particular Deep Gnomes camouflage very well in the sands, making themselves difficult to catch, I will be working to devise a Gnome-Magnet (GnoMagnet?) to draw them out. If anyone has any metallurgy experience, I would love to collaborate!

Best of luck and all good wishes to Niusan for his efforts in Gnomeland!


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