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Oh, Scandalous! --------------- Today I had the questionable fortune to be shown a pair of flowery panties. Now normally I am not at all opposed to seeing lacy scraps - as long as they are on lovely young females. In the hands of a scruffy battle-hardened dwarf Justice, however, they were a bit disconcerting. Even more so was the fact that they were a gift from none other than Olyn, the Lord of Darkness. Olyn claims that he got them from someone else. Of course, we all believe him. Well then, but this is supposed to be a creative piece rather than fact. So as my task, I will hypothesize how these tighty-whiteys came into being. Let's say that once upon a time, back when Olyn was a champion of the Light, he really liked to pick flowers. Actually...that could be true. Let me try that again. Let's say that once upon a time, back when Olyn was a champion of the Light, he really liked to pick flowers *and dress in women's clothes*. That's better. Well there's no way to dispute it really, the Knights always wear so much armor you can't really tell, but for the sake of my creative piece, we'll say this much is fiction. So one day Olyn was picking flowers when he had a really bad urge to go. But what could he do? his armor had too many buckles! So he went in his leggings. Not generally the sort who carries extra undies around, he decided yep, these flowers could certainly do the trick, and so he tied some up with a bit of string and put them on. They fit a bit smaller than expected, but you deal with what you get in a pinch. Anyway, Olyn was squeaking around in those until somehow Arvar got a hold of them. But that's another story, and if you're curious, you'll have to ask him. - Farael |
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