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The Theran Mystique - Volume 7, Issue 1
An Interview with Arvar
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Arvar was a Justice for a long time. He is also apparently pretty old - his beard is grey speckled with black rather than the other way around, and he is also bald.

Not that bald is a bad thing.

He says he became drawn to the service of Seringale after seeing numerous chaotic events and garbage everywhere. There was also some odd incident involving evil drows in a cave attempting to implant things in him and turning him into a secret weapon, of which he had very little information to share (not surprising as he was unconscious). It left him with a wound that to this day refuses to heal by means of poultice or spell healing. Of its effects, he only said that some parts of the experiment were more successful than others.

Of Thera and its inhabitants, Arvar didn't have many opinions, other than a heartfelt distaste for Keepers, who apparently enjoy "tangling in his beard" excessively. Except for "old Hrimoyan, who isn't a bad fellow."

After a few short interruptions from the peanut gallery (what can I say? Arvar is a popular fellow) involving a love announcement from Vizzuke and some uncontrollable number-one-ing from the knight Vyoran, Arvar, Olyn and I went to my guildhall to converse in a more private setting. Here, in the sanctity of my training chambers, Olyn revealed a most noxious and terrible experiment that he had performed on Arvar some time ago! According to Arvar, it was some awful disease involving rashes, hives, boils and a permanent body odor of charred flesh. Very unappetizing without any herbs, I'd say.

In any case, the disease was not yet "ready for the public" - but it may be the case that the world will one day come to an end from Olyn's horrible plague!

When the end of the world arrives, remember you heard it here first!

- Farael, Chronicler of Heralds


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