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Strange happenings! ------------------- A strange happening, well, happened today. I was sitting in my guild filing my nails when all of a sudden an herbalist appeared and transformed into a zombie right in front of me! And then it began to dance and lick its ears! Well after that I knew there must be some gods playing tricks on me so I looked and strained my little wee eyeballs and POP! suddenly bunnies started appearing out of thin air. I think I have discovered a vital secret to the Theran universe - that is, everything, solid, liquid and gas, is full of invisible bunnies that hop about. When the bunnies get into fights over invisible carrots, they start exploding, and that's how you make fireballs. But I digress. Suddenly, horrifyingly, the bunnies suddenly started growing muscles, their eyes turned red and they started looking at me like I was also a carrot! At this point I called to Big Sir Aelin for help, who rode in on his big shiny stallion (or was it he who was big and shiny? No matter) to save me from the bunnies of doom! When the bunnies saw Aelin arrive, they started to SPEAK. One warned him to stay out of their nefarious business, and then the other said "You want death?" and then suddenly the realms crumbled right before we could twitch! What sort of monstrous attack was this? How evil must this immortal be to turn cute fluffy bunnies into omens of death and destruction?! Only the Heavens know... and I'm too afraid to find out! |
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