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The Theran Mystique - Volume 6, Issue 5
Gossip - Triffilina

A very curious affair occurred today that i must tell you all about. I am not sure whether it was me, or the Gods, or simply pure coincidence, but as i was minding my own business in the corner of the Sand Dune tavern experimenting with my latest mushroom discovery, I closed my eyes as I usually do to imbue my mushrooms with their heavenly qualities. As I did so, I heard a distinct >POP< !

Now I know what you are all thinking, this is simply preposterous that a bit of mushroom communion should create an entire justice to appear out of thin air, but i tried my hand at the new mushroom prayer again and yet another Justice appeared ! Twice more I prayed, and twice more the >POP!< followd by another Justice.

At this point I was sternly reprimanded by my chosen Gods because I was apparently stealing all of their fodder for my experiments, and was forbidden from every praying for that particular mushroom type ever again (Although I continue to call it secretly the Jushroom of Doom.) Despite all my efforts to reverse my spells, the Justices simply would not go back to wherever they came from. So, Defeated by the mysteries of magic, I let them wander off to do that "Protecting Seringale" thing they are supposed to do.


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