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The Theran Mystique - Volume 6, Issue 4
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POEMS
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The Heralds of Thera have conspired to bring you the best and the worst
poetry that they could come up with. Be warned that to read further may
cause bloody ears, deafness and insanity.
There once was a ninja dancing all ground.
Fighting a warrior who bashed him to the ground!'
Fleeing and resting was the only chance for a win!
While the warrior drank on his gin!
When the ninja came back the warrior was so drunk!
That the ninja banged a weapon against his head "THUNK"
The ninja laughed as he was so glad!
Only to find out that it only made the giant mad!
Fleeing for the hills was his game!
While the giant drank and forgot his own name!
The Ninja believed that his weapon was too weak!
So he found himself a sword with a very sharp peak!
The ninja came to the giant when it was already too late!
The giant drank himself to death on his own bait!
By Applicant Verdell
A young mother traveled through a land plagued by weather
Escorting the infant was her only wish.
Gusting winds, freezing chills, it was not getting better.
The only food she carried was a rations dish.
Starving herself, she fed the young one.
Weak were her legs, but determined to keep moving.
Her blood was nearly frozen which was no fun.
She came across a ranger who appeared to be roving.
Passionate was this man who built them a campfire!
The woman was quite flattered and could not think.
Perhaps she found her true desire.
Four months later they married without a blink!
Years later the infant learned the arts of the ranger!
Devoting himself to helping others was his birth right!
Never scared and never running from the sense of danger!
He was granted Squireship, soon to be a Knight!
By Applicant Verdell
(Continued in poems2)
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