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The Theran Mystique - Volume 4, Issue 6
Messian breaks the peace

Bindar was buying drinks in the tavern, and Messian didn't get invited. He was obviously heartbroken, so he decided to slash his way into the party and especially Bindar. When Thremus yelled at Messian, I came running to hire a bouncer. Niubawn had already called one, and Artos had blown his gold on firebreather (personally I think it's overrated).

As I walked into the tavern I saw Messian running around with tears in his eyes. I could tell he was really hurt with the rejection. I tried to have my bouncer offer him a tissue, but Messian just slapped it away and said it was "his party" and that he could "cry if he wanted to". I tried to explain that it really wasn't his party, but he just whined some more.

Finally my bouncer gave Messian a hug. This seemed to stop the crying. Messian said a small "thanks" to the bouncer, and then my bouncer left. Probably to go bathe himself from where he had touched the dwarf Messian. Didn't you ever wonder why they called him "Messy Ann"?

If you see Messy Ann, give her - I mean, him - a pat on the back for being such a swell person. But don't throw a party without inviting him. It just turns into a big dramatic ordeal that really isn't worth the time.

Gleefully yours,
Belbris


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