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The Theran Mystique - Volume 4, Issue 6
GOSSIP
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Iii Lloohvee Bindar!

So here we are, sitting in the Taverns. Elaedon, Artos, Belbris, Hammy, Snort, and myself! Drinking Merrily, laughing away. Then all of a sudden, a man, who I have had yet to meet, entered the Taverns. His name Bindar! Quite possibly the best man I have ever met! Well, at least the best Legionnaire! So he walks in, all dark and scary and what not And he is as friendly as a kitten! He also mad mention that he would never disrespect the Taverns by fighting in such an establishment. That right there made me happy enough! But after making a lot of small talk, he made the grandest gesture.. He bought a round of whiskey for everyone in the Tavern! Even Vikka! Pushing it one step further, he gave Artos 4,000 gold coins to put towards his bottle of Firebreather! After a bunch of merry dancing, stupid jokes and what have you, Messian, one of the Knights of Valour, had to come and RUIN the party! In conclusion to my story, Bindar should be bought a drink. Hell, he should have the whole bar bought for him! Get a couple a drinks in Ol Niubawn, and he is happy as a peach!

Drunkenly Scribed,
Niubawn the Oh So Drunk Ranger
&
Hammy the Herald Protector

P.S. - Be sure to keep an eye out. Word on the street is that a very attractive ranger, a Herald none the less, will be putting together a poker tournament, just like the old days!
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Bindar Mean

Moo was be nice little moo, not hurt none, try do quest in legion town. Then legion name Bindar tell moo follow Bindar. Moo not know what doing, guess legion want moo help gain rank or gain shiny armor. Then Bindar bring moo knight town, moo not sure why there, then Bindar tell want moo help tack Knights. Moo not help legion, legion almost die, run way. Then Legion ver mad at moo, try order moo help. Moo fuse, Legion ventually stop try, then legion go way. Moo think is dumb legion think get moo help gainst knight, think maybe legion name Bindar need repute show how dumb is.

(Continued in gossip2)


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