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The Theran Mystique - Volume 4, Issue 5
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Why do clouds look like cotton, but they taste like clouds?
If a tree falls in the forest, does it cry?
Speaking of trees, they're covered in "bark". So how come dog breath doesn't
smell like trees?
I think more animals should reproduce like plants, and vice versa. I think
it would be great to see someone sneeze on someone else, then a few weeks later lots
of people go shooting off that person, burying themselves in the ground.
If the Knights were food, would they be poisonous or just taste like feet?
If blood is thicker than water, can you disown family members over whisky?
Why does my belly button always smell like peanuts?
I watched a turtle crawling along a riverbank the other day. He was walking along the
water, and I was curious to see which way he would go - either into the water or back
up closer to land. I watched this go on and on for at least half an hour. Finally,
after losing interest, I kicked the turtle and watched his shell skip across the top
of the river. I wonder what that felt like.
Gleefully yours,
Belbris
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