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The Theran Mystique - Volume 4, Issue 5
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Super, Super Butterflies!!!
Today I write you of a story! A story of butterflies with an unbelievable amount
of strength! Why do I think that, you ask? Because they are able to carry one of
the biggest giants one can see! Whom!? I speak of that fatty named Groq! He is,
of course, the leader of the Knights cabal... Now, I feel this is a task we must
take serious! One cannot just simply float around on a carpet of butterflies! I
doubt an army of them could even keep me up in the air, let alone fatty, himself!
I am not trying to exactly poke fun at his hugeness here, but more or less
discuss the butterflies. Today, I simply wished to investigate the situation, so
I beckoned him to get his big butt over to me, as well as bring me a cookie,
because I said so... And I love cookies! Especially sugar ones! Now, upon seeing
him come in and leave, on these butterflies, I examined them as closely as I
could. I could not find any sign of where they could be from! I asked him, but
he was too busy eating the cookies he was supposed to have gotten for me. He
really is big! I set out to find butterflies, but could only find this cute,
undead one! It wasn't as cute as me of course, since I am super, super cute! Upon
getting back to town, I noticed a bolt streak from the skies, and it hit Groq
right in his obnoxiously huge head! Upon arriving on the seen, his butterflies
came and rescued him again! It is a story that must be looked into more deeply!
I hope you all find it interesting enough!
-Artos the Miniature Investigator
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