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STORY TIME ********** ***A MURDER*** It was a dark and stormy night... At least it was dark... And the victim was a Storm Knight. His name was Waof and he was the best Stormy Knight to be found this side of Thera. Unfortunately, some no good, low down hooligan thought so too. In the dark of the night, a small shape slipped out of the shadows and made his way towards the nest where Waof was sleeping. Oblivious to his danger, the giant rolled over onto his back, his arm nearly crushing the assassin as it crashed to the ground. One definitive snore, however and the hunter was reassured that he was in no danger. Light-footed as he was, he followed the giant's immense body up to his head where he looked upon the face of his one time bully. This, he decided, was going to be more than the simple fulfillment of a contract. He would make sure that this giant was never allowed to pick on anyone again. His knives flew, one through each of Waof's eyes and another through his throat, making his face into a horrible parody of what it once was. Limbs were sawed off the inert body and tossed into the surroundings, his heart, lungs and liver were torn from his remains and boiled over the assassin's fire later that night. Nobody had ever been killed as thoroughly. As much as his spirit tried, for it wasn't Waof's time to die, it could not recollect his body enough to make it suitable to live in again. With one final call of 'Waof Smash!' he ascended into the heavens above, never to be heard from again. -Jyra ***MOO-STORY*** Herald tell moo write moo story. Moo want write story of moo come Timaran from Mahn-Tor. Story begin with little moo history. Moo born in Mahn-Tor, with other moos. When moo grow, moo find writings and drawings in home. Moo try read. Take moo long, but moo learn read all by moo. Then moo find pencil and moo write. Moo try write thoughts, but moo not have many thoughts. Moo friends not read or write. Moo friends get angry and headbutt. Moo parents say reading and writing make moo small and weak. Moo should get angry and headbutt. Moo not want get angry and headbutt, so moo parents mean and take moo pencil away. Moo sad so moo leave home. Moo want find Timaran, hear moo can read and write in Timaran. When moo first leave home, tree get in way of moo. Moo angry at tree (Moo not like get angry, but moo not always help moo) and try charge tree. Moo want tree fall but moo hit head and hurt head. Tree not hurt. Moo think tree stronger than moo, so moo not charge tree anymore. Moo walk farther find bunches tiny homes. Tiny homes have tiny gnomes inside. Moo think went wrong way so moo turn round. When moo turn round moo hear SQUISH. Moo look down see step on gnome. Moo think little things very squishy, so moo careful where step now. Then moo find Timaran, moo happy. Moo start ranking, hear people not listen moo much if moo not rank 20. Moo start ranking then God kidnaps moo. God say moo-mind says moo needs new moo name. Moo name was Moooooo. Moo try tell God Moooooo is moo name. Moo tell God when moo parents want Moo attention, moo parents yell 'MOOOOOO' so moo think moo name Moooooo. God tell moo moo must think of new name. Moo not good at think, only good at angry, so moo need think very long time. Moo remember moo parents gave moo bracelet say Calram on it. God say Calram moo name. That how moo came Timaran. -Calram (Continued in story2) |
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