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The Theran Mystique - Volume 4, Issue 4
YOUR OPINIONS HEARD
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***WHAT'S FOR DINNER?***

Moo want do what herald say, herald say moo go moo research. Herald say moo research favorite foods, so that what moo do. Moo ask five people moo question, moo write answers now.

First moo ask people favorite kind of cud, but then moo think maybe moo confuse what cud mean. Moo very young and only ever ate cud, moo think any food can be make cud, but maybe moo wrong, so moo say food instead.

First moo question is what favorite food. Second moo question is where get food. Third moo question is why like food.

First moo ask Kederina, Kederina is little thing with tree skin that moos like moo.

Kederina answers: 1, I get food because I'm hungry...I make my own steaks, and my favorite food is eyeballs. 2, From hitting people too hard on the head I think. 3, They're delightfully squishy.

Moo ask Olem. Olem dwarf not talk like others.

Olem answers: 1, I only ber eatin' my own magical mushrooms. 2, Olem commune ter the gods fer mushrooms and thin's. 3, Ther food of ther gods.

Moo then ask Clawron. Clawron shaman give moo boring answers.

Clawron answers: 1, Always been good beef. 2, From Hyando the butcher in Seringhale. 3, Because it fills me up and lasts long. Clawron also mention Like mushrooms.

Moo then ask Setha. Setha evil bird help rank moo.

Setha answers: 1. I like bread. I also like mice, but they aren't always around. 2, Timaran. 3, Because bread tastes good, and it fills me up.

Moo last ask Noliperus. Noliperus bird in squishy couple with drow.

Noliperus answers: 1,2, I suppose it would be a plate of lamb slices from the restaurant in the traveler's rest. 3, I enjoy the flavor.

Noliperus also mention mushrooms, moo think.

Moosummary- Moo see many different favorite foods. Moo see food comes from many different places and is many different kinds. But moo notice everyone like food make them all full and stay full long. Moo think people pick filly food that tastes good. Moo self likes cud. Moo makes own cud when moo pulls grass from ground with mouth. Moo done with moo research now.

- MOOOOOO


***A Growing Problem.***

Greetings good readers. I write this piece to share my concerns in regards to Thera's mage guilds. Much to my dismay, I have been encountering fewer and fewer Magi in the course of my travels and adventures. Those that I do meet more often than not seem to be more concerned with the politics of Good and Evil. Too many Magi are treating Magic as a mere tool instead of the life blood that it is. As Thera's Magi drift from the true nature of Magic the more likely they become of losing their connection with it altogether.

I implore you, my brethren, do not allow the superficial concerns of Good and Evil or Law and Chaos to cloud your connection to the Ether. The trials and tribulations of many before you have granted you this supreme privilege. Your abilities are unique. No Gods grants you your spells. Through your own work and study have you gained your power. Do not squander it on petty concerns. We Magi have a greater purpose. The arts of war will not unlock the greater secrets of the Realms. Only through Magic will this be done.

It is time for us to resume our proper course and leave behind these superficial concerns. Join me, fellow students, and let us secure the future of the Magi in Thera.

-Noliperus

(Continued in opinions2)


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