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Mushrooms: A guest work by Zarat -------------------------------- Have I ever told you how much I love mushrooms? Best food ever, in my opinion. I can't remember when I ate my first mushroom, probably got it from a paladin or an invoker when I was very young. But oh, that was after I came to the realms now, old mom never made them for me, said that fungus was bad for you. Oh, but I did love those mushrooms, free too! I ate a good lot of mushrooms too, in my journeys through the realms. Just can't beat 'em. I suppose my most memorable mushrooms were Olem's and Noliperus's, they just seemed the most filling of all. Anyone agree? Jonus had pretty good ones too. Oh, and sorry Jyra, but it takes two of your mushrooms to satisfy. I spent probably ten or more years in the realms, happily eating mushrooms all day long, untill I had somewhat of a disturbing conversation about them with Grunky. Well, Grunky, as the oldest Justice there is, and maybe the oldest mortal in Thera, knows a thing or two about mushrooms. In fact, he probably has the record for eating them. Well, point is, if you've ever talked to Grunky you probably noticed he's a bit... Off. But one day he enlightened me with the reason! His brain was full of mush, he said, from eating too many mushrooms. He was trying to warn all the young justices to stay away from mushrooms, lest they're brains be filled with mush. I, he said, may be too late. I think I tried a mushroom boycott for a while, but... They're SO GOOD! Oh, I do spoil myself too much... - Zarat (Davairus, I hope this was long and boring enough for you) |
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