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The Theran Mystique - Volume 4, Issue 4
Interview about Warlords
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Since Jyra's been pushing for more interviews about the Warlords and people's opinions about them, I decided to go right to the best source I could think of that still exists which would be able to tell me the most about the Warlords. After stepping past the Juggernaut at the arena entrance in Timaran, I finally found the perfect interviewee for questions about the Warlords: the arena floor.

Belbris: So then, floor. You've been pretty intimate with countless Warlords across the ages. You've seen hundreds of battles, if not thousands. You've been bled upon, spat upon, kicked, trampled on, had weapons dropped on you, and who knows what else. How would you rate your experiences throughout the years?

Floor: ...

B: Right, I can see how emotional this must be. Take your time.

F: ...

B: Okay, it must be more difficult to talk about than I imagined. Let's move on. In all your years as a training ground for the Warlords, who would you say was the greatest Warlord of all time?

F: ...

B: Ah, right - don't want to offend anybody, so you're not going to single any of them out. Good approach. I knew there was something classy about you when I first met you. Real solid personality, and you seem very grounded.

F: ...

B: And modest too. That'll take you far. Moving on, however, I'd like to get your opinion on Sethronu, the three-headed Immortal leader of the Warlords who led them right before their final disbanding. What are your thoughts on him?

F: ...

B: Ooh, that's not a good sign. My mother used to say "If you don't have any- thing nice to say, don't say anything at all." I guess you've heard that one before too. So what about the last group of Warlords? How would you rate their performance?

F: ...

B: I was afraid of that. I've heard from a lot of people that, with a couple of exceptions, most of the more recent Warlords didn't exactly "shine" as examples of the ideal Warlord example. That's a little sad, actually. I've just got one more question for you, if you've got the time.

F: ...

B: Okay, great. I'll try to make this as quick as possible. What do you feel will be the one thing that the Warlords will be remembered for, even centuries from now?

F: ...

B: Hmm, I see. Their quiet pride, that's probably a good choice. Well I thank you for your time, floor. This has definitely been a productive interview.

F: ...

B: Right.

Gleefully yours,
Belbris


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