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THERANS TALK BACK (Continued from BackTalk) Azerayhna Talks: Torkalen is immortal and appalling. ************** Torkalen: immortal and absolutely appalling. One fine day my friend, Klia and I were just finishing up a rather nice discussion with a friendly Herald when Torkalen decided to float down out of the sky and intrude upon the peace of my square. He immediately decided to start playing with my friend One fine day my friend, Klia and I were just finishing up a rather nice discussion with a friendly Herald when Torkalen decided to float down out of the sky and intrude upon the peace of my square. He immediately decided to start playing with my friends ears and continue a conversation they had obviously started earlier about ear exercises. Despite my desperate attempts to get him to make sense, they came to no avail and I had no choice but to label him mad. And if this was not enough to cement an absolutely delightful first impression of this divine Immortal, he had the gall to insult my ears. He declared, in the middle of a rather busy square, that my ears were filthy. Furthermore, he grabbed me by the hair and shoved my head into a conveniently placed magical spring. Later on, myself and Klia decided to journey to the Traveler's Rest for a drink, where we were greeted by his now familiar voice. After seemingly endless taunting and falsehoods about my personal hygiene, which is something I take great pride in, he decided to inform me that he didn't wash his hands even after touching a filthy goat. Upon hearing this I immediately stormed my way to the nearest fountain and scrubbed every inch of my face and hair. After this, Klia and I decided to return to Seringale to visit with a new friend where we were met by none other then a grimy goat. I was simply standing there, minding my own business when the said goat decided to chew on my hair. Undoubtedly this was an act dictated by Torkalen in another effort to upset and degrade me. I find these horrid acts to be degrading for myself and a horrible reflection on this particular Immortal of Thera. Torkalen talks back: ***************** True that. |
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