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The Theran Mystique - Volume 3, Issue 3
Obituaries
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As former leader of the Legion, Kolok was truly forsaken. Kolok's strength was even less than the wits that got him killed. Kolok's methods and abilities were so easily predictable that even a gnome such as myself had the opportunity to see his corpse lay before by feet. The one thing that I am surprised of is how he lasted so long, or how he became the leader of the Legion. I guess it doesn't take much to control the mindless masses that work under Groq's command. Kolok's defeat is an example of how the Legion has become so very weak. Remmenon said something very similar to this and even claimed the joining the Legion has made him weaker than he used to be. Even though Kolok's technique was predictable even by the dullest fire giants, Kolok did posses allot of strength. I will admit that his mace always hurt quite allot. Kolok was never capable for being the leader of the Legion and that is what lead to his destruction. I guess that the only thing to say now is that you no longer have to fasten your belts so tight, cause Kolok wont be coming after your pants any longer.

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Eransel was a fire giant to be forgotten. Which sort of contradicts this obituary. Anyway, Eransel was a member of the Legion, but do to either some sort of lack of intelligence or strength he was killed and removed from the dark army known as the Legion. Now if you can just take a moment to think about how stupid Eransel would have to be in order to be removed from the Legion......Yeah, my head hurts from thinking that hard too. Well, either way we won't be missing you. In fact some may say we are better off. At least the Legion was smarter than a box of rocks and removed you from embarrassment. Unfortunately we cannot say the same for you Eransel. May the lord of the Abyss have mercy on your little mind.

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Nubal was considered to be a formidable warrior of strength and valor. However it seems as though this Knight has fallen in possibly the worst way imaginable. Even though Nubal could be considered ''a pinnacle of the lights power'' Nubal was hardly even known. Even his fellow Knights struggled to recall his presence for much of his career as a Knight. In my opinion this is a very dishonorable way of life that would reflect laziness. Nubal had shown great potential that was senselessly spent on his lack of attendance. I hope that for Thera's sake that no other Knights follow that path that Nubal followed. Great strength and skill are a gift indeed, but are considered useless if you do not put it to work. What good is a book that is never read? This is the sad story of Nubals life. May the winds of Zephyr bring peace of mind in the after life you now visit.


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