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THERANS TALKBACK (Part Two) GRUNKYS DIET AND EXERCISE submitted by Grunky ------------------------ Grunky and Dinner write new report. Dinner still smell worse than Grunky had thought possible for boar. Grunky learn new things every day. Upon joining Justice, Grunky and Dinner both develop new very bad craving. Grunky try eat everything, but nothing make craving go away until Grunky finds in Solace bakery, "chocolate donut". Grunky not know connection between being Justice and suddenly craving "chocolate donut", but Grunky very excited, thank Needa the Baker very much, and Grunky and Dinner eat far too many "chocolate donuts". Now Grunky notices Grunky start have fat tummy, maybe big people not notice when gnomes have fat tummy, but Grunky notice and Dinner notice too. Dinner says Grunky start looking like pig. Grunky not know how fat Justices who eat too many "chocolate donuts" can still run fast to catch criminals, but Grunky decides Grunky need exercise and look for partner. Grunky finds goblin task force looking very bored, so Grunky uses fists so not hurt task force and because Grunky hear in eastern lands many use fists for healthy exercise. Grunky very careful not to allow any goblins to escape while Grunky exercise with task force, Grunky not want mayor mad at task force and make task force lose job from Grunky exercising. However many hear yells and ask what Grunky do, ask Grunky many questions, so Grunky stop exercising after lose fat tummy. While exercising Grunky stay in Seringale, and not see any crimes happen. Grunky also think try more careful and quiet when exercising in future. Grunky also send this report to Herald so friends Runath and Xazappith know why Grunky so excited today, then later go exercising. Grunky sorry if Fist and Goat mad at Grunky for doing this. Grunky promise not tell Justice secrets like where Fist hide big weapon of gargantuan squishing, and Dinner promise not to tell Dinner's ranger and druid friends what Goat does with animals when alone. Dinner has smelly "chocolate donut" gas now, so Grunky take out for walk. |
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