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THERAN MYSTIQUE HEADLINES (Part One) Tethesis' Crusade ------------------------------ The newly appointed Executor of the Knights has announced that any and all evil members of the Warlord cabal are to be purified as any other evil would be. At first, he allowed his fellow Knights to remain neutral in the matter if they wished it so, but after being left in the cold by Dioraem, Jannus, and Erdessa, Tethesis made it an order, threatening to remove all members from the Knights as well as resign. His reasoning for this is that he believes the Knights have grown weak in mind and he wishes to bring out the religious fervor within the Knights once more that hasn't been seen 'since the days of old.' So far there have been only a few skirmishes between Tethesis, Dioraem, Xyrone, and Uguzu, with Tethesis constantly badgering the Warlords to convert to the light or even neutrality. Sethronu is compliant with the Knights' move, as the battles have been honorable fights to the death. Archon Erdessa appalls Seringale! ------------------------------ As I shared the North Square of our beloved capital with allegedly honorable Knight Erdessa out of jest I called a cuddly gnome baby. Mockingly I threatened that I shall pummel the baby unless she produces Some of those filling magic mushrooms. To my great amusement... err shock the sneering healer sent her Vainglory in violent downward swing and crushed baby's skull. With voice saturated in irony she claimed she dropped the Vainglory... Amateur... Although efficient, Vainglory is by no means effective weapon for skull crushing... The level of gore is less then intriguing and you won't see head content fly farther then a few feet. You need more physical club for such! Everybody knows that Mace of Unholy Powers is optimal for proper baby mashing... But wait, Erdessa can't wield that mace... Humm that's just MAYBE because holy Knights, Defenders of the innocent and weak are not supposed to crush baby's heads... Newest addition to the Heavens ----------------------------- Ronus, the captain of the Sea Forth (his old vessel manned by Blonk, Zasa, Shador, Aranoth, and himself) has left the mortal planes to gain more powerful voodoo, his now trademark ability. He left the mortal realm, seen sailing into the heavens on a black masted ship, cannons booming in salute. His new ship, the Star-Crossed Marauder, is currently unmanned. Ronus tells me he plans to man it with a new age of pirates, the old code is no more, and a new code will be instated. The crew of his old ship, he says, will decide for themselves whether they wish to go on as pirates of the Sea Forth, or join the crew of the Marauder. Even if they don't wish to transfer, Ronus plans to advertise his calling for a crew... I asked him why immortality, he tells me to grow in his voodoo and assume complete control of his men, and, in exchange for more powerful curses, Ronus now trains the young ones in combat. Not quite a Deal with the Devil, unless you consider Ronus the latter. (Continued in Headlines2) |
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