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The Theran Mystique - Volume 2, Issue 4
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THERANS TALK BACK ( Part One)
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BUNNYPOCOLYPSE by Nephit
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As the non-believer Torkalen has so kindly opened the pages of the
Mystique to submissions from non-heralds, I would like to take the
opportunity to say a few words. First of all, I'm afraid that I must
condemn Torkalen, and all who follow him, to an eternity of pain and misery
locked inside a box of pink fire. This horrific future can only be avoided
if Torkalen himself will publicaly apologize for the wonton slaying of fuzzy
pink bunnies, and promise to do all in his power to spread the word of fuzzy
salvation. As I personally believe there is little or no chance that he
will see the error of his ways before it is too late, I would encourage all
good mortals to put a fair amount of distance between themselves and
Torkalen before the coming Bunnypocolypse wipes that silly grin off of his
face. Moving on to less severe matters, I would like to extend an open
invitation to all Lightwalking citizens of Thera to join the new order.
SOLBA, or the Society Of Lightwalking Bunny Appreciators, will be truly
instrumental in the salvation of Thera, as it is our job to make sure every
citizen is given the opportunity to repent and accept the divine goodly
might of Theras greatest creatures. Just send a note to Nephit if you're
interested. Rank fourty and up lightwalkers need only apply.
THE IRONY OF THE LIGHT by Zode
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This day is much like the rest that one may experience in Thera. A
person who walks the Light echoing their tainted beliefs to those who
do not follow their path. Erdessa, a healer who hails from the Dwarven
colonies, failed in her miserable attempt to purify me. However, they
were successful in taking my life, which as a result, reinforced my
resolve to spread hate among the land. I shall explain the irony of
her ways, her words.
I confronted this Dwarf, asking if they enjoyed the look on my face as
my soul was released from it's shell. Her reply was short, claiming
purification was administered. "Silly Dwarf", I replied. The very
meaning of purifying escapes this lovely maiden, as it does so many
others who choose the virtues of Light. To purify is to cleanse ones
soul of sin, of hatred. How is this accomplished by murder? It is not.
Only oneself can choose to be purified. To accept that you have led a
life of sin, of hate. It is our souls that are embued with this
essence. Not our mortal shells, our bodies. How can these lightwalkers
truely purify those who stand against them? By offering words of
encouragement, of understanding. Thera has seen true purveryors of the
light, but there have not been many. So what of those who walk Thera
as I speak? They live the life of Light's hypocrisy.
Is it not a shame that one of Corruptness, of the Dark, can better
understand the virtues of walking in the Light? Indeed it is. It is
this that brings my sword to strike you down. It is my lust, my
impurity, the pollution of sin in my soul that causes this. For
creatures like myself, we are incapable of change, unable to digress.
You can not purify us by your petty words. Only the final blow that
sends our soul to the Abyss will cleanse our bodies of this Chaos.
I await you.
THE SEEKER CLAN by Odgu
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I have created a new clan Seeker. It is focused upon mages for
their arcane abilities which none are judged unfairly so it is open
to all. They sell their spells and talents to better further both
their knowledge of their own abilities and Thera. To make sure the
applicants are not corrupt they will have standard cabal questions
as well as several multipule questions to test their intentions.
All applicants must have at least 5 self enhancing spells mastered
and 3 offensive. The more spells and skills mastered the more
qualified you may become to enter. Seekers will only do what benefits
themselves and not attack directly but let others do it for them unless
to defend themselves.
(Continued in talkback2)
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