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Before we start with this issues handful of corpses I would like to express my deepest gratitude to one special little cabal. Dear J and the protectors you make this part of our small newspaper live and kicking, keep up the good work! This issue brings some good laughs so straight to work: Kothar and Ordath ----------------- This two idiots were so dumb that their combined brainpower wasnt enough to keep them out of trouble, small wonder some would say. It is rumored that unfortunate dark knight Kothar now holds all time record in breaking cabal guidelines within limited time period. Their short queer adventure resulted in Kothar being booted out of Justice and Ordath out of Legion. At least they had enough shame to take their own lives promptly. The realm is grateful. Gromovink --------- This healer proved another huge success in long line of recent Justices. Spending most of his time gambling and not apprehending criminals witless but likeable coathanger decided that life wasn't fair. Well buhuhu and good riddance to him. In short after small verbal skirmish with one of heavens he decided to go to heaven. (get it? heh, I kill myself). What to say... Keep them coming J!!! Juthas ------ This noble merchant of Legion cabal... you know him, need a surgeon's knife? He's your guy. Well not anymore! After slaying a few hapless fools he met his match. Overseer Mechanus WINS!!! Who said death isn't funny? Brakis ------ This brave halfer in this scribe's eyes stood for everything a warlord should be. Fearless in battle, knowledgeable of realm, valiant of nature, above all honorable and by gods could this guy strip plains of Winter naked or what!? Strong individual that kept cabal of Warlords afloat in harsh times (Occanim is still Warmaster...), raising to blademaster rank, departed realm in circumstances yet unclear. It is whispered that there whereever short hairy midgets go. Nourrin ------- Well, you see I am always happy when someone dies, but I was REALLY glad when a little birdy told me that this mean birdy croaked. Nourrin, small wonder of a thief, served halls of Legion under such grand Forsakens as ummm Katriena... but unlike her people actually feared him. His rampages were terrible and bizzare pleasure to watch. This fiendish Dreadlord gave you the glimpse of what the Army should stand for, may you never see the full picture. Istina Seeogra the Holy Shaman, Master Scribe. |
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