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The Theran Mystique - Volume 2, Issue 3
JUSTICEIFICATION OF JUSTICE RECRUITMENT POLICY INJUSTIFIABLE!

The almighty and all powerful are imposing recruitment quotas upon their lowly cabal leaders. How does this lowly and humble Herald dare to guess what his betters are doing? Treasured readers, consider this:

Item: Long weeks passed in wanton and willful chaos upon the streets of Thera's great cities without the slightest sighting of a Justice daring to uphold the laws.
Item: Within a period of days (yes days, astute reader) no less than three newly appointed Justices are strutting around the bloody and stained streets of the once great city of Seringale.

Item: One of these Justices, Qort, was observed SITTING and RELAXING at ease in his guildhall, while Krok (who is a friend to all Heralds, as you intelligent reader know) was MERICLESSLY and BRUTTALLY assaulted in the so-called protected city of Timaran. Even more ssssscanaldess is this 'Justice' reply once he was informed of the incident - 'It could be worse'

Item: Jeradans Just-about-anybody-for Justice (JJJ) recruits cannot not open a door! Yes, even after being informed of the criminals whereabouts (by the criminals no less), the Justices could not apprehend two lowly ranked pranksters. The reason? They ,stunned readers, could not open the door to the hideout.

Item: Another of the JJJ's , one previously unnoteworthy shaman Justice called Maegara, saw fit to assault Krok in a protected area near the Dragon sea. A conspiracy of catastrophic scale some outraged readers may cry! One justice stands by and allows Krok to be assaulted while another attacked him without cause on supposedly protected soil! Maegara was swallowed by the heavens and never seen again.

Item: Krok, Lankar and Blonk, three well-known, honest and respectable merchants where provoked to fight by non other than the despicably corruptible Qort! Having no other recourse, the three merchants valiantly fought and slayed the slippery slithous Qort. Seizing the moment for true Justice, Krok allowed Qort to gather supplies and armor before applying justifiable just justice against Qort in the form of a dagger in his back. In vain Qort swore to viscously devour our little Krok alive before his lack of discipline caused him to strike an innocent passerby in the 'lawful' city of Seringale. Qort, ever the coward, ended his own life rather than face the consequences of his actions.

Item: Poirin, the last of the JJJ's, died permanently in mysterious circumstances. The one person who might know more, refused to speak to us, refused to wield even to our irresistible charm , driven by some unknown fear to say nothing. Fortunately after some flurry flirtatious talking on out part, we prized the follow titillating clue from her lips 'It was because of his cabal and what was happening inside its walls'.

Item: A new generation of JJJ's (Jeradans Just-about-anybody-for Justice )have been ushered quietly in to fill the not-yet-cold shoes of the previous failures. Gromovink, a storm healer Uguchak the shaman, and Riaklin the invoker. (Three suspicious readers! Three dies and THREE are recruited from jeradan-only-knows where).

Conclusion: Draw your own conclusions educated readers. Far be it for me to insinuate corruption and incompetence within the halls of the Justice or worse yet - games being played in the heavens.

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