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The Theran Mystique - Volume 2, Issue 3
EVENTS (continued)

PORTAL TO WINTER SEALED
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Intrepid explorers about to venture into Winter were dismayed recently to find the portal into that dangerous realm sealed. We at the THERAN MYSTIQUE have reason to believe the Immortal fizzling gnome, Denadlyr was behind the sealing. Blocked, even to our omnipotent eyes, we can only imagine what this eccentric gnome has in store.

TORKALENS BATH by Kailya
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Michealei and I stood in our guildhall speaking when I tricked Torkalen into coming to speak with us. Willing as he was, he came in thinking there were treats. Once inside with the two of us, he soon found out Michealei did not like his odor, she told him it was time for a bath. Torkalen's reaction was to start screaming and whining to no avail. Once that was taken care of he calmed down and removed his boots, that sickening sour smell was a little overpowering. We managed to recover from that, and get him tied to the post for his bath. Michealei grabbed the bleach and poured it over his head, I watched in horror as Torkalen burst into tears. Michealei scrubed for all she was worth, she dug into his feathers with a might that was to be reckoned. Shock soon came across her face, the scrubbing, plucking and tears did no good, Torkalen stood and I am sad to say, he smells as bad as when she started.

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