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The Theran Mystique - Volume 2, Issue 2
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Some Random Juicy Gossip.
In this part of the Mystique, we bring you bits of information on Therans of
both lesser and greater stature. If you have any dirt on your fellows or
enemies feel free to let us know, we will print it with joy!
Meralict
While divining for those essential wares of dire need... I scried that
the ferocious shaman Meralict holds a pair of pink panties. Naturally I
questioned the motives for owning such an exotic luxury. Meralict
brazenly claimed that those panties were not for his use, but rather a
trophy after a night of fiery pleasures with Sisera. The voluptuous
invoker energetically declined any such possibilty, denying that said
garments were at any point in her possession and that that no such night
happened.
So there you have it. Womanizer?! Crossdresser?! Believe who you wish but
if I were you, ladies, I would dry my "delicate" underwear in safer fashion
lest Meralict passes by.
Sethronu
This Warlord brought some flavour into stale Warlord duels. Knights, my
little self, and likely some of you who dueled the said warlord might have
perceived that he has a peculiar way of disappearing from the dueling area. I
was later told that yes, Warlords may leave the dueling area, even
enter their own cabal for short time in the midst of a duel (you can wait till
they finish their shopping, or if a tad more eager, go earn yourself a
deathmark). With this new feature of warlord duels discovered they will
be a great opportunity for you to hone your tracking skills, or be clever
and remember to include place of fight within duel terms.
Brakis
Yet another Warlord, but entirely different story. The stubby legs of
this brave halfer are taking him in giant strides towards Blademaster
rank within his Cabal. Winning all major fights of late bringing him
always sought credibility (beating all warlords, even Taurth). But a
shocking occurrance just might shatter all this hard work. Brakis uttered
a word "give" with other meaning than "Give me!" or "give beating"...even
worse he constructed ominous "give away"! I heard it with my own ears.
This hearty shorty after long walk plundering the realm has given away
valuable wares to common folk of the realm. Upon witnessing this I ran to
Warlord fortress and it has not as of yet crumbled. Doubtlessly, as you
read this, inner circle of Thera's warrior elite is seeking solution to
this crisis.
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