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Obituaries.
Aye. It is one of those popular sections where you sure wouldn't want to read your name. If you do... our bad... die already. We will first address you with one certain problem this part of the Mystique has run into. You see, there are not many notable persons in this realm. It is equally if not more rare that they perish. So support our section! Become famous then die! To business, who croaked? Nikola Alcoholic, gambler and part-time Justice. Allegedly he owed few measly millions to a certain Lord Eldorian before Zrakalon mopped the floor with him for the last time. Who will miss him? Nobody, one would figure, but it is said that Keldynn shed a tear or two after the death of the most lucrative customer he ever had. The fact that this dwarf had risen to the post of High Inquisitor is key evidence that everyone can make it in life if they really tried. That or Lord Jeradan's judge of character is bizarrely impaired. Alistor This drow shaman decided to give up on his quest for power and become one of us scribes. Pity. In the end it seems he had not much talent for either. Broke the cabal code, got Nourrin really pissed at Heralds, then committed suicide. Let us all applaud his valiant and brave performance within the Herald cabal. If we choose to ignore these minor slips, we can thank him on the few works he published while a scribe. The moral of the story is: If you are thinking "Gee I could be a Herald just like Alistor!"... Don't. Lallyan This one will actually be missed...well, somewhat...Okay, who are we kidding? Better him than me, maybe better you than him, but it's already too late isn't it? I hate to say it but this elf was slowly growing into a decent Herald. Come to think of it... Good thing he is gone. Who needs more competition for a swift rise in ranks anyway? One day one of the Gods got quite hungry and ate him. Why? He did something. And gods have to eat, after all. Xerties Selfish, thoughtless idiot midget! For one reason or another he served himself to the Gods for dinner. Who will enchant weapons for me now?! Unfathomably rude. Anyhow, this piece of sturdy gnome meat became part of the divine buffet. It is rumored that Lord Resatimm has a peculiar taste for this humble delicacy. We say goodbye to one of the last wise men. Goodbye! Rylek Another deceased midget. This brave little halfer ended his own life after a lovers' quarrel with his Lord. His strong sense of honour led him down the short path to the abyss. All fun aside, his death had catastrophical consequences for the Warlord cabal; it installed Occanim as the new Warmistress of Warlords. Rarely was one so mourned within his halls. He will not be forgotten for weeks to come. Sith (scribed by Ellora) The death bells have sounded their final knells for Sith Sirulios, a valiant healer, loving companion, and courageous defender of the Light, who breathed his last two days ago. It is said that his life was ended upon the harsh point of Nourrin's blade, as he skirmished with the notorious thief on that last fateful day. There had never been love lost between the two; memory recalls Sith's attempts with our departed Alistor to defeat the fearsome Legionnaire. As Nourrin's weapon sought Sith's heart, the soul of the avian healer spread its wings and ascended to the unearthly planes of the next world, robbed of even his last farewell. Apart from his enmity with Nourrin, Sith was well-loved and respected by many. He will be sorely missed. Meriando I know, I know... Wishful thinking... Well that's about it... If anyone else died and he is not here, he didn't deserve it. Remember, hurry up and die. Istina |
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