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Ask the Drow.
This new, old section we are opening with a single question. Has our common folk lost their thirst for knowledge?! We expect more questions for next issue or hexes for everyone! Well, let us get to work. Dear Istina, Mees writes you for help! Mees heart yearns for Chayla! Mees think she likes me, was kind. But nows she frowns and shrugs at purest of all loves!!! Help halfer! Damir Dear simpleton, this question and answers section is to be place of serious and meaningful topics, a sheath of paper to broaden the vision and brighten your puny existences. Not some pathetic column "helping" helpless fools. But... since you are the only one that actually sent a question it will simply have to do. Firstly, if we ignore the fact she is bearded, plain and broadchested, look past her lack of manners, haughtiness, extremist views...Hmm, there is nothing much left, is there? Anyhow, we are getting sidetracked here. Perhaps the seed of the problem lies in the fact that she has absolutely no interest in you, finds you repulsive and views your lifestyle as unthinkable. And let us not forget, you are even shorter than she. All the vertically challenged, including Chayla, have severe height complexes. So don't go weeping when you see her in the loving embrace of some giant. And if stars aligned, someone chopped off her legs, she went blind and the vomit-invoking union of the two of you occurred, think further. How many dwafling or halwarfs have you seen around? On that matter, how many half-drows, human-lings or any other mongrels aside filthy half-elves have you seen about? None? Exactly. Gods are hard at work there. Rumors are that Lord Davairus and Burzuk fly around clubbing newborn mongrels to death. According to Torkalen, numberswise Davairus is in slight lead. So why sign yourself up for tragedy? Do yourself a favour: Find a cold waterfall. And if that doesn't help, it is well known that members of the Shaman guild often possess cadavers. I am sure they will find you something less stiff then the Archon. Istina |
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