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The Theran Mystique - Volume 2, Issue 2
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The Heralds' Agenda: All Revealed!
Since there was a sudden interest from the Knights into the affairs
of the mighty Herald cabal, we were forced to confer in the depths of our
decrepit halls. Linenthel's divine perception saw right through our now obviously
inept cover. Surely even you had some doubts and fears of things to
come. Masks have fallen, but wheels are already in motion. Hence, without
fear we divulge the secret agenda of the Herald cabal!
1. Introduce poetry warfare to the present cabals of Thera. (Imagine a haiku
showdown between Knights and Legions! Nourrin stepping up with his little book,
a wicked gleam in his eye... humm maybe not)
2. Construct storm-birds (Ellora and Torkalen spearhead this project, ask
no details... for the love of gods!).
3. Make fun of all applicants with different and original applications.
We ONLY accept those whose parents were killed by evil someones.
4. Make plans of overtaking Thera with the current Herald force (while I weep over
them, pathetic people)
5. Dress up like Zaikkra for Strythmas.
6. Hug trees to better prepare for the coming of the ents.
7. Get really really rich by simply...!! Too bad you don't know.
8. Hoard all and everything only to sit ever-so-idly at North Square
(For details see Spalino).
9. Goats, goats. And did I mention? Goats!!
10. Sail the high seas searching for plunder with yours truly at the prow.
(Deckhands wanted! Swimming skill optional) Harrrrrrrr!
And now you know...
Istina
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