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Recent sources have alerted me that, a bunch of new branded Legions was
off doing a so called drug named 'blood shrooms'. With this information, it
is clear now why Legions are so keen on fighting with Knights, especially
little pre-mature helpless Rosa-err healer Knights. Anyhow, the stoned up
Legions were seen with symptoms of crazed rage, long periods of erection and
what seems like enlarged abdomens. The period of this drug seems to last in
the brain of an average intellect human for about seven eves but for the
Legions, whom we all know are more easily persuasive, it last about
twenty-seven days. Now all you have to do to make this simple addictive
material is ask your local town- sitting healer, I suggest Meriando, and ask
for a few mushrooms. Once he makes a few (and if he doesn't, you'd have to
use more drastic measures, I prefer torture.) , take them and boil them
with some Knightly blood. Lourn has a lot so I don't think he'd mind if you
hack for some, or you can always ask Rosalyn, when that time of the month
comes. Now you need to boil them until the mushrooms become a dark red
color and make sure to add a bit of chopped up ogre testicles and some elven
hair for taste and perfection. The period of 'shroomed' they call it, or
commonly known as stoned, last about 7 days unless you're a gnome, it's for
7 hours. It has also been known as 'doing cupcakes', and 'licking healer
scrub'. If you see a big fire giant with an enlarged shaft, I suggest
running.
NOTE: The Heralds can not be held accountable for any rumor that may insult or degrade an individual. We have no proof of any of these rumors being either true or false, and many are merely the creation of a vivid imagination. |
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