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As usual, the rumors about Justice come often, as the most Just cabal in
Thera seems to act the most unjustly. Of course, we all know it is Justices
job to ensure that the personal property and life of Theran's are protected
within the towns. Well, apparently a Justice was caught giving out flags
(twice mind you!) To someone who butchered HIS OWN CORPSE. Apparently the
Justice believed that it was his job to protect the corpse, when truly he is
supposed to protect individuals and their personal property. So watch out!
You may be the next to be flagged for sacrificing your own items or
butchering your own corpse!
This just in from a very reliable source up in the Heavens! Many have noticed the leaders of the two arch cabals, Resatimm of the Legion and Soluminus of the Knights have been absent within the realms for quite some time. It has been said that they walked together side by side into some unknown vortex beyond mortal eyes. A short while after this sighting, they returned with white fluffy scarves, purple silk vests and green feathered top hats with 3-5 half-clothed half-elves on either side of them. I guess the whole cabal thing was just a cover-up for the dirty underground escorts! Few were dismayed at the departure of Mrakol, and even fewer still wept for the death of the mighty warlord. According to sources however, there is one individual that is heart-broken to see him depart. When questioned, no matter how intent, or how innocent, the individual in question denied us a response. Perhaps that is because this individual just so happens to be a goat. Mrakol was seen giving his farewells to this mountain goat the night before his suicide. I do mean 'giving' his farewells to it. One would feel sorry for the animals if Mrakol's calling in life was that of a ranger instead of a warrior. Though there is no way for us to communicate with the mountain goat, we beleive that she is saddened by his departure: all she does is eat and sleep. The question comes to mind: is she, perhaps, with child? The horror! One of our sources risked life and limb to bring you Rhastam's "To Do" list. 1. Buy milk 2. Find a corpse 3. Defile corpse 4. Become a Herald 5. Become a pacifist 6. Come to my senses 7. Turn on the gnomes 8. Eat the gnomes 9. Take out trash 10. Join Legion again 11. Become Forsaken 12. Bore of Legion 13. Join Assassins 14. Pick up robe from zombie cleaners 15. Aquire special 'cigar' Recent information points that Rosalyn, of the Knights, had a bout of amnesia, where little to nothing was of any recognition to her. Word has it, it was caused by a sharp blow to the head, from the back of newly appointed Executor, Lourn's, hand. Apparently Rosalyn thought her appointed duty in Knights was to battle evil, where as she had been brought onboard for the specific purpose of heavy dusting, cooking of all meals for Knights, feeding of all Knight Stallions, and occasionally keeping the other Knights warm on a cold night. Fortunately for the Knights, she's regained her memory, and how did this miracle happen to be performed? Well, another heavy backhanded blow from Lourn is an obvious answer, but no, instead, it appears her memory was jogged back into action by being given a dress and a apron. Let nothing bad be said about a woman knowing her role in society. Nyevon has been seen thoroughly beating Knight Tinth into bloody submission, over, and over, and over, and over.... A truly merciless and unforgiving battle, it appears that Tinth never had any chance against the shaman, although that never stopped him from trying. However, eventually Nyevon's rampage was held in check, how did this happen you ask? Apparently another Knight entered Thera while the massacre on Tinth continued, to which Nyevon prompted commented "Two of them? Who the devil do you think I am? Someone talented? And promptly fled the realms. Continued in 'rumorsB' |
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