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The Theran Mystique - Volume 1, Issue 8
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Tiernen passed away recently. He served the Justice cabal for
a long time. And will be missed. By some people anyways. Not
by me! Never knew him, probably wouldn't have liked him, better
him then me.
Ryvius also passed away. He served the Justice cabal for a
mediocre length of time. Rather low-key, low profile Justice,
yet those who knew him,....didn't like him. He also, will
not be missed by many. So tragic a waste....of valuable items
he'd been hoarding. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Dentasech also has passed away, he'll be missed by more people
then the deceased Justices will. Probably because he didn't
irritate people as much. That's just how things work. A small
man, but size doesn't matter when it comes to most things. At
least that's what the ladies will tell you, in hopes of soothing
your pride. He was a good fighter, Without him, Warlords will
be lacking....a midget ranger. But those are a dime a dozen!
Ruune also is now gone from Thera. Little was known about his
final departure. He was a member of Warlords, known for being
utterly fearless in a fight. But that never stopped him from
losing. But you can't win them all. Or in his case, most of
them. Hah. Just kidding. He will be missed by the Warlords.
So I assume.
And not so recently demised are the following, for those who
aren't up-to-date on who's who and who's fertilizing what ground
where:
Naydra, Executor of Knights, passed away. And it was a long
time coming! I mean, she had more lifes then a any ten cats
combined, it was just plain unnatural! Brrrr. She must have
been a lich or something. Mmm. Somebody will miss her. Somewhere.
But I don't know who exactly, and I dont care either. On the
upside for Knights, not soon after her final death, another
female healer stepped up to take the reigns of whipping girl
for Knights. Yes, Rosalyn has taken up the reigns of Chief
Officer in charge of taking thorough beatings from anyone who
has a spare moment to focus on her. So some good news out
there for all those who wanted to take out some pent-up
aggression on some poor helpless woman Knight. Hey, with an
advertisement like that, I want to take out some pent-up
aggression on her!
Kalerin has also departed from this life forever. Once High
Herald, he left Heralds to pursue other activities, what
activities in particular? We never found out,never bothered
trying to find out, just wasn't intriguing enough. But I'm
sure it was something it'd take an elf to appreciate. What
am I implying by that comment? You'll never know! He'll be
missed by, uhm... I'm not going to even try guessing who
might miss him.
Avendin departed as well, some Knights might miss him, some
probably won't. Dubbed anal retentive by many, he was known
for being very by-the-book, and not too fun loving. Probably
why the uncharismatic boor never made it to Executor! But hey,
that's no problem for him to worry about anymore. Now he'll
be pushing up daisies like no other! And he'll be missed, by
all the other uncharismatic, boring people! Hey! At least
he'll be missed! More then I can say for some of these deceased.
And lastly, latest High Herald, Keeb, has traveled off to, uhm,
I forget the exact content of the note, but it was very touching.
We all get the general implications though. We'll never see the
poor guy again. He'll be missed, by all the Heralds(I'm assuming),
heck, I'll even miss him, and I never met him! How touching is that?
If anyone wishes to send in a report of a close friend at the fiftieth rank,
or cabal member who has passed or departed Thera, send a scroll to Heralds
so that they can be remembered.
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