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The Theran Mystique - Volume 1, Issue 8
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Memoirs of a Mad Dictator, Second Journal, Entry 4
Met the most delightful Lady Bard today, Liviana is quite a radiant delight
to behold. And she's a little person! She's rather shy though, which is a
bad combination for our profession, seeing as we're expected to be storytellers
and performers. Mind you, that's only my day job, where as my real interests
still revolve around conquering the world. She might make quite the beautiful
Empress to match me as Emperor, and I think some of my charm worked it's magic
over here, she did seem to have a twinkle in her eyes when she looked at me. Ah,
must be careful if I decide to further involve myself with her, some of the
greatest would-be conquerors have been brought low at the hands of a woman who
they thought they could trust! I'm sure that's not the case here, but I'll
perhaps check into her background further in my spare moments. A intimidating
message from our Lady Patron about all the Heralds producing new efforts for the
next Mystique has seemed to draw forth some effect, plenty of work has been sent
it to be drafted and edited, and printed for the next issue. Still, a lot of
poetry out of all the submissions. Poetry is fine and all, it is a true art form,
but we need some more solid material! Stories, rumors, interviews, the whole works.
Which is where my soldiers and I come into play. True substance will be delivered
by my people and I! The works of which will be used an examples to all other
would-be scribes and journeymen of the written words.
Memoirs of a Mad Dictator, Second Journal, Entry 5
Rhastam has pledged to serve me, and declared I'll be his "Liege lord" which is fine
by me. His services will be most useful in discouraging the aggressiveness of
certain giants and what not in their attentions towards crushing me or any other
Gnomes. He also applied to be a Herald, was accepted fairly quickly. I suppose
this allows for a more direct communication between the two of us, so it only
furthers my purposes. I'm unsure if I should use my newly gained control over Rhastam
to put Jerouniset in line, he's quite the belligerent fellow, though it's possible
all those strange cigars have made him such. And it'd be petty to have him put down
just because he disagrees with many of my viewpoints. Of course, plenty of Dictators
in the past have been petty, and it turned out well for them! Until they were deposed
and executed, but really, that's their own fault for not having placed themselves
firmly in their seat of power, a mistake I'll not make ever. As well as Rhastam's
application, several others have applied to the halls of Heralds. Now if it's to serve
under me in my quest for power, or just a mere coincidence that this influx of applicants
coincides with my induction into Heralds, I'm not quite sure. Still, I'll have to be
extra wary around the newer Heralds, anyone of them could have joined just to be
close to me when a plan to overthrow me is executed by some devious mind. The greatest
threat is the one from within, so it must be guarded against more then any other.
I know if I wanted to overthrow someone the first thing I'd do is make myself an asset
to them, it's only wise in the Art of War. What I need is someone I can trust thoroughly,
traitors are everywhere! I must not trust anyone quite yet....
Memoirs of a Mad Dictator, Second Journal, Entry 6
Very slow going lately. Rosalyn tried killing me, she jus tcan't take a bit of teasing. So
what if I implied she was a brothel wench, and that she served the Knights for free.
It's just some harmless teasing, no reason to try to kill me, unless she's just using
it as cover for the fact I know something of damaging content to her reputation...
her reputation as a brothel wench! Bwahahaha. She says it's a lie, but we all know
the real truth. Anyways, sent orders to Rhastam for him to kill her, and I'm sure
he'll be quite efficient about it. Was promoted, yes....soon....soon Heralds will be
in the control of....ME! And then...eh...more Gnome recruiting...disposing of any
competition to my rule....solidifying powerbase....eventual taking over of the world.
It might be a while away, but it's by far still a mission that can be accomplished.
Then the world will be a better place with my controlling it, well, better for everyone
but giants, they'll have to die. Can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs,
and well, you can't make a better world without commiting genocide on a few races.
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