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I have heard rumors from people of the town of Seringale that Aruncus the
great mage is victim of a strange plague. I do not know if this is true but
he looks quite pale now many are worried about him and he seems confused and
overly relaxed, even when people are killing him. Perhaps this plague,
whose symptoms are most commonly a hacking cough, disorientedness, and a
strange case of the munchies, is due to the new cigars he has taken to
smoking.
This just in from a reliable source straight from the elven battlezone! Late last evening two members of the Knights of Valour were spotted galloping around on their horses. The identities of the Knights will remain undisclosed, due to the fact that one was a giant who could squash me dead. After exercising their steeds they took a break, apparently to rest. Aha! Rest they did not. While the stallions grazed in the tall grasses the knights, males both, proceeded to play leap-frog in an ambiguously queer manner. While I would never question the sexual orientation of any of the Holy Knights of Valour, one must wonder if these are the kind of people they want their children to look to as role models. Newest Knight seen having dinner by candlelight with none other then the fiendish Rhastam! Yes folks, apparently none other then Rosalyn, newest Lady of Knights, was spotted in a small, yet classy Inn, having dinner with none other then former Legion Rhastam! Apparently plying her more "earthly wares" in hopes of preventing Rhastam from making quick work of all the Knights, she was seen whispering soft nothings into his ear, as well as gently stroking his wings as they shared a secluded table together! This tale becomes even more disturbing and perverse as it appears they were discussing a deal what would exclude Rosalyn from Rhastam's rampages, and even guarantee her a fair sum of any and all armor gathered from any other lightwalkers he felled! When I approached their table, quickly things became hostile as Rhastam summoned forth an army of undead minions to stop this story from becoming an exclusive, while Rosalyn quickly ducked under the table to conceal her presence. But yours truly caught it all as it unfolded! After I made a hasty departure from the Inn, I returned later to find out from the Innkeep that they indeed had rented a room for the night to "seal" some sort of bargain! If this isn't an atrocious low-point for Knights everywhere, then I can only hazard a terrified guess at what is! NOTE: The Heralds can not be held accountable for any rumor that may insult or degrade an individual. We have no proof of any of these rumors being either true or false, and many are merely the creation of a vivid imagination. |
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