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The Theran Mystique - Volume 1, Issue 6
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Gnome Mauled by Three Headed Goat--
While walking through the Lush Valley Gashir, a gnome invoker, was
attacked by a ravenous three headed goat. He sustained horrible bashing
wounds and the healer had this to say "It was either a giant using a pair of
maces or a three headed goat... my moneys on the..." goat. Unfortunately
the gnome was to dazed to comment but he did utter this before he passed
out "i..t..waass..a gioa...umm..." which can be seen clearly to mean goat.
This is horrible news what is in the water of the lush valley to create such
a creature? I am not sure but perhaps you are if you have the answer write
me. Me being Keeb.
Recently the Justice have become very interesting people. Vaargus never
walks the realms, Meriando always does, but is never at the right place at
the right time, Verikoz is scare, and Ryvius is a coward. Azelinesti is also
quite inactive. Rumor says that their new leader Gorgwath should induct
new, more dedicated members to replace those who can not complete
the job. Many say that the Justice have become corrupt under his rule.
I've heard, while wandering around Seringale silently, and trailing their kind..
that soon, the abyssal and fell plan to wreak absolute havoc among Seringale,
and all within their grasp. They intend to slay all possible, and as swiftly as
possible, including the cabal members, even the Justices. I do not know
exactly when it will take place, but I have heard soon, when they have the
best chance to strike, and at the most unsuspecting time..
Rumor says that Adorn The Knight of Valour was heard saying the
following, in concern to some sort of contest:
Best looking and best knight: Winner is Andorn! With 9000 votes.
Most likely to be found talking to a wall: Winner is Jijit! With 90 votes.
Most likely to rain on your winter parade: Winner is Avendin! With 90 votes!
Most likely to be stepped on: Winner is Titasher! With 500 votes.
I have heard rumors in the streets today that there may be a return of the
Demons of the Abyss to Thera. Apparently the Abyssals, who have arrived
more recently than the Fell from the Abyss have been talking among
themselves about the use of Demons during the next invasion that Zaikkra
himself is supposed to lead. The demon Decarni, who has been imprisoned
by Resatimm to serve as Legion guardian, has been said to have escaped to
lead the attack beside Zaikkra.
In response to a story about one of my more "exotic" type shows, Jemma,
Holy Matriarch of Healing, spurred much interest by removing all of her
clothing in front of a small crowd! I told her that I could indeed use an
elf in my act, since I had to replace a female werebeast and a female dwarf.
It seems that nobody likes a nude woman with a beard! After this, she
responded again by removing her clothes a second time! In any case, this
came as a shock to Delran, Squire of Soluminus, for they both share an
intimate relationship. Yay for naked elves!
It seems that a young lad named Henns thought he would try to stir up
some trouble between the cabals with a few simple notes. He apparently
wrote a note to each cabal saying that two other cabals were going to war
with them. This is what he wrote to the Heralds:
Mystic's and Knight's have joined forces to slay all herald's who walk these
land's.
Thank you for the notice Henns! It is quite miraculous to see someone of
your caliber still walking about in the realms. Imagine... The valiant
Knights of Valour joining forces with the traitors of Thera! Let me see.
Where could you have received this information from? Well, I
still thank you for the information Henns. I did believe there was less
stupidity in the realms, but I guess you proved me wrong!
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