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Question One
Dear Myself why isn't anyone writing you any Ask Keeb article questions? Answer One Well there are several possibilities Myself. First of all their is the possibility some extremely unhealthy plague has spread throughout Thera and killed the population. Of course that is easily discredited due to all the people walking around. The next possibility is that the entire population of Thera is illiterate thus making it impossible to read what I have written and write back. In that case I wonder what happened to those who wrote me before? And it is a pity because publishing the Mystique won't be as fun anymore. The next possibility is that you can read exceptionately but you cannot write. Which is easily remedied by highering a scribe thus discrediting that theory. I myself think you just don't wan't to write me for some odd reason? In that case I say you are all a bunch of Geese in which case I might just have myself and excellent feast but you aren't geese so I can't comprehend it. Question Two Can I have your corpse? I am just starting out and I need something small as my storage is currently limited. Send height, width, and weight (without armor or soul). Yours for more efficient vivisection, Werdegast Answer Two Well I'd be glad to give you my corpse in my will...I don't know how big it is though might be too small don't exactly know how to measure my own soul if I did I'd tell you though. You've inspired me though I think I will make a will. Just in case I perish at some point. Of course maybe another option would be to check the Shire lots of halflings there... But thats rather cruel...Well I'll see what I can do. Question Three I has a question for you Keeb. First, I wants to ask you why you thinks people is silly and breaks them Laws that are so wonderful. And second, I wants to ask, what should an old lady do when shes retirded? I likes to talk to people, but since I doesn't have no job no more, I sometimes gets lonely. Thanks yous Keeby! Nebai Serptius the Warrior of Honor Answer Three Well I can understand the breaking the laws part Nebai. I am after all a thief and have committed crimes in the past and have even been wanted. I believe that most crimes are committed because people see some profit in doing the deed perhaps a bit of gold or maybe the death of one they hate. As for your other question its rather hard for to me answer not being an old lady myself. However I think I have a few ideas of activities you can amuse yourself with. You can for one learn to write poetry perhaps and perhaps have it published. You can Perhaps in someway gain an apprentice and pass on knowledge of all you know. Or the best idea is to turn to a life of crime working by night and becoming a crime lord. No one would expect you would they? What old retired lady as you say you are would turn to crime? Question Four Why Gnome go flat so easy? Norch crush. Gnome die. Norch need more Gnomes. You have Gnomes? Norch crush. Norch Answer Four Well Norch it is my personal belief that gnomes have very fragile skin and therefore bruise quite easily. Also I believe that being so small their bones are a bit weak perhaps like chicken bones. And lastly I have no gnomes. Remember, if you have any odd questions, send them to Keeb, and he will answer them for you in the next issue of the Mystique! |
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