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Well my first question was presented by Heselimilys and basically he asks
about a note he found lying around the city walls, of the fair city of
Seringale of course, and the note said thiss:
The war rages on. Those marked are to be taken to Seringale. Our lines weaken as the demons press forth. Send our cry for aid to all." He was intrigued by the message and wanted to know more so here is what I know off the top of my head about this (or think I know anyway). Ok, this message, I believe, is carried by the refugees you see about town every once in a while, you know, the ones wandering around looking stupid. That explains the whole thing about those marked. As for who needs help, I do believe this message comes from what that war that's going on up north of Timaran (not a nice spot to visit, I promise!). Well, the refugees were obviously sent out from the war zone in hopes of being saved and perhaps to get other people to help their cause. Not too many elves like to let demons feast upon their immortal souls, of course some don't mind that much. Well that's the official answer to the question, but I think there is more to it. I think the refugees were released only to misinform the Demons, and that Sakairus, the elven warrior guy, doesn't exist because how many elven warriors do you see? Well, what the elvish forces wanted was for the refugees to be intercepted so that they might give false information to the enemy Demons and lead them into making a pre-mature attack during which the powerful elven mages (not warriors) could cast a spell they have prepared and banish them all back to the nether hells. Of course, that's just what I think. So Heselimilys rest easy I don't think this will matter much to you, just get a mug or barrel full of your favorite alcoholic beverage and go and visit the Drunken Scribe because like I always say: "Time is never wasted if your wasted all the time." --Keeb Miedo Sehj recently sent me a scroll because he has been having a bit of trouble with the ladies. Here's what he said: "Deer Keeb, I have a problem. It all started with one of the special guards just a little while ago. I saw her, and it was love at first sight. The kind you only hear about in epic bardic poems, right? But you see... It wasn't real love. I found another girl, a nice human girl, and thi, I can tell is real love. The special guard knows it's over, though neither of us have verbally said so, and normally this would not be a problem. But you see, every time I see her, it's an embarrassment. Neither of us know what to say! Please help me, what should I do?" I think he needs to hire a different scribe that knows how to spell dear but that's beside the point isn't it Sehj? You have a serious problem don't you? Here's what I think you should do. You sound like the kind of person who is easily infatuated. So chances are that true love you just found probably is the same thing as what you had before with the special guard, so the answer is quite simple. You are never going to find a lasting relationship so renounce women, move far far away, and join a monastery. Isn't that just oh so simple? The only downside I can see is a lot of monasteries don't like drinking, but I am sure you can work something out Sehj. --Keeb Miedo |
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