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Well, well, well. The first Theran Gossip column! First of all, in this
first juicy tidbit, I have to protect the informant's name, he is kind of shy
at the moment. I'm sure this will change however. This certain shaman,
we will name Captain Insano for no particular reason. Now, Captain Insano
says that he, and a few choice others, are going to RULE ALL OF THERA!
*gasp* I know what you're thinking! Who is this man, and how does this
affect me, personally. Now, I spoke with another Duergar resident Seringale
by the name of Yeral. He says, and I quote, that he would like to see one
of their kind rule Thera, and that this represents the collective hopes of
all the resident duergars of his clan. Though he is somewhat outcast
from his race, seeing as how he gets angry so easily, perhaps this is a
large portion of the duergar community. On another note, Rothen, a
member of some standing in the Justices, said that, personally, he
thinks Captain Insano has eaten too many Magic Mushrooms. Also,
Rothen says he is looking for "A few good ladies" to "Justicate". He says
he is quite available. On a...related note... a certian Justice, I hear,
was killed by a GIANT DEMON SQUIRREL! At least, that's what I was
told. I won't mention his name, informant confidentialities, but wach out
for the demon forest!
A bit of news today. It seems that Marth, Justice by Extraordinaire, could not send out the command to apprehend one of the demons, specifically the Demon of Prisim himself. Why? Nobody knows, but this Herald has his suspicions. On a happier note, it seems Justice had quite a victory just the other day. Targyth, the Holy Shaman, has been making himself a thorn in Justice's side for quite some time. He did receive a sound beating, however, from Gasire and Youlgen. In a cunning stratagem, Targyth waited by the witch sisters in Emerald Forest for Gasire, and when eh walked into the room, woke from their slumber, hoping they would slay Gasire. Unfortunately for him, it seems the witch sisters fear the Short Arm of the Law (Gasire IS a duergar, after all), and would not attack him. After a long and drawn out battle, Targyth invaded the Justice cabal, hoping to slay Gasire once and for all. He managed to get off blasphemy, blindness, and last but not least, dysentery (this Herald winces, I once had quite a run-in with the flu). However, during all the chaos, he had apparently not paid attention to his own grievous wounds! Gasire got off a last stunning blow, then fled, while Targyth lay on the ground bleeding form a dozen wounds. Naturally, at this point, Youlgen walked into the room and as easily as a dog sniffs another dog, finished him off with his special guard. Though I was not there to see the entire battle, I have all this on good authority from Eldorian, the Newbie Avenger. One last thing to speculate on, and I am through. I happened to notice as I was strolling through town the other day, there are a LOT of drinking establishments in Seringale! We must have a lot of dwarves and bards in town (I know I personally drink like a fish). Keeb Miedo, a Herald of some repute does not see this as a bad thing, for he is quoted as saying that his motto is, "time is never wasted if you're wasted all the time!" Personally I agree with this philosophy! |
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