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The Theran Mystique - Volume 1, Issue 1
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Kicked! Booted! Removed! UNINDUCTED! Beware to you cabal
members and cabal hopefuls! Although we are seeing many new faces
in the ranks of various cabals, they are also loosing members at a rapid
rate! Why? Inactivity! Why is it that someone trains so very very
hard in order to become accepted into an organization, but when
they are accepted, they are not seen again for ages and ages?!?!
That seems pretty stupid to me! So beware to you all! The gods do
not take kindly on such people! You will be removed on the spot!
Legion:
Your trusty and sly reporter has heard that there are many new members
of Legion, including Veshii, Iendu, Saerm, Zyangshi, Nadoshi, Zertaith,
Zados, and Xithalax. Solexpre was removed from the Legion.
As is typical of the Legion, it is rumored they seek to raise even more
blood shrines over the corpses of those they have slain. They also are
rumored to have had a bit of a quarrel with Mystics, especially Zerai for
what reason I do not know. A mighty group of legion pulled together in
the depths of Winter to slay the fabled Order and retrieve his priceless
wares. It has been questioned by many whether or not the Legion would
align themselves with the Demons. In recent days Nadoshi managed to
slay the demon Decarni, so I would assume that means there is no alliance
present. Legion is obviously very active! Although it may be bad for
you Lightwalkers, it is good for your reporter because they give me
something to report!
I have heard or seen little of the Knights, except that they seem to be
running around with only their underpants on. They have also had
some sort of trouble with the Demons stealing their Cross as some
sort of game.
Warlords:
Grizack, once the Leader of the Warlords has apparently uninducted
himself saying that they were not worthy of his presence.
It also seems that the war that once raged between Warlords and Knights
has ended in a cease fire thanks to the fear of the growing power of
Legion and the Knight's lack of pants.
Mystics:
I have heard little from the Mystics as of yet (what a surprise). They
have a new member by the name of Dhunpiel. It seems they are slowly
regaining their numbers in efforts to become a mighty force in Thera.
Whether that will happen or not is yet to be seen. There have been many
odd mushrooms around lately.
Justice:
The Justice, ever vigilant in their work, have recently inducted Gasire
into
their number. They are rumored to have felled many of the Legion in
recent days. I would suspect that Legion may be building a bit of a
grudge against them, but we shall have to see what happens, and be sure
to duck and hide (except when it comes to grabbing the wares from
corpses) when it does.
Assassin:
I have also heard that there are many freshly recruited Assassins
throughout Thera, waiting for you all to save your money to contract
your most hated enemies! Hey! who are you there behind me? What are
you doing with that dagger??? Ack! I thought everybody loved me...
Heralds:
In the most spectacular news, the halls of the Herald cabal echo with
joyous cries as the first hint of real interest in the study of history
and
the chance for satire of public figures presents itself! It seems that
all that
was needed was a touch of humor in an otherwise dour bunch, although
beer helps a bit. Keep in mind, the conservatory is almost full, if ye
wish
to take a punch at the well-known of the realm, send a scroll today!
Recent devotees to the cause of knowledge include, Shruian, Salvan,
Keeb, Kalerin, Tinolyen Vissith, and Somona. A most odd bunch indeed.
They are each guaranteed to pester you for good rumors! Er, truth!
If you are unsatisfied with the report on your cabal, send a scroll to
Herald and tell us more!
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